old men

Not much is happening over here at Reproducing Genius. I’m still taking photos off of the back balcony. The latest are of our old man. Yes, we have an old man. He lives in the building next to ours. He’s cranky and mean. He hates most people under 40. Our old man likes to sit on his back porch in the morning, facing our apartment and the sun. Every morning that the sun is out, he is there, sitting. He sits there for hours. He does nothing but sit and soak up the sun and sleep. Here he is through the slats on our balcony: 


This old man often sleeps on his deck during his hours of sun. There have been many days when we have been concerned that he died because he is so still. On these days, we may or may not make large noises on our balcony to wake him.

Our other old man–our cat Pierre–loves to hang out on this man’s porch. It’s as though he knows they have something in common.

Because we have been home so much lately, our cats are a source of both entertainment and frustration. We have mentioned before that in our old home, all of the cats gladly went outside regularly. They loved their yard and their garden. Here, only Pierre–our ten-year-old boy cat–will go out regularly. He does love it. He catches lizards, hangs out on the old man’s porch, makes his rounds at the pool, and greets tenants as they come home. Everyone knows Pierre here. Oftentimes, when we meet a new person at our apartment complex, he or she will know Pierre or that we’re Pierre’s moms. We often hear people getting out of their cars or taking out the trash say, “Hi Pierre!” He’s very popular.

Lately, he has taken to sitting on the railing outside of our kitchen window when he wants in. This is two stories up, so it makes me a little nervous, but it’s funny:


His face still makes me melt after all these years.

In the interest of entertaining us all, I challenge you to caption the photo below. I will post the winner(s) tomorrow.

Stay tuned for more crazy cat lady posts.


Filed under balcony stories, cats

7 responses to “old men

  1. “Peeping tomcat likez what he seez”

  2. jay

    “Peeping tomcat wantz in NOW pleez.”

  3. Open Zee Door Damn You.

  4. “you know you see me out here! put that camera down and let me in!”

  5. Invite meh in. Vampire kitteh wantz to suck your blood.

  6. I missed the captioning contest, which is fine with me, because I could never come up with things as good as the above.

    My little black cat used to go sit on the porch with the old lady across the street, so they could be old ladies together. It was amazingly cute.

  7. reproducinggenius

    I love that your cat did that too. They do seem to be drawn to their own kind, don’t they? Pierre has always been very fond of men, and now that he’s older, he loves old men.

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