We’re waiting for FedEx to shop up. They were supposed to deliver the goods by noon. It’s 2:30 here, and we have no sperm in sight.
We also have no positive OPK. Everything else is in order: the EWCM, the HS cervix, the usual ovulation pains. However, we have only the faintest of lines on the OPKs. I did switch to internet cheapies this time. We had been using ClearBlues. Could that be it? Or is my body just saying, “I think we’ll take a month off!” as things get more and more dire around here?
And so, I repeat my title, WTF?!